As everyone probably knows, I was the genius Super Villian known as Louis THE Lilac (a play on my real name) who ruled the late 60's super villianous sub culture. I am a master with flowers, all kinds of flowers, got me? I know which flowers are harmless and which ones will strangle or kill a man dead, or which flowers are the easiest to slip drugs into. I consider myself to be an alternative sort of botanist; ain't that what those flower expert people is called?

Anyway, I like freedom and taking walks outside because I spent 30 years in the can, and just got out. Ya's probably heard that I got paroled; anyway I like the ladies as you also likely know so in the joint I was always lookin at them girly mags like 'Slut' or 'Nympho Barely Legal Teens', and so I keep noticing these words everywhere, taking up picture space. I says to myself, you're Louis Lilac; a man so smart he can drug a flower and not use no dandelion. You can learn to read them word things and see what all the talk is about.

In 10 years flat I had almost all the four letter words down; in 20 reading was as simple as slipping a mark a drugged up Tulip. But all I had was free books and girly mags to learn by, and now that i'm on parole I ain't about to read some 'classy' $26.99 hardcover after liking them free and traded books and girly mags us regular guys like.

I'm just like any of you'se dames or pals out there; just because i'm a super villian don't make me no super human, or some big shot.

I'm 5'8, into reading, walks, and spending time with broads. Online that is. I dnever learned my astrological sign (where I comes from we never got into that space or man on the moon stuff, and in the joint you ask an inmate what his sign is, you might find yourself forced to be someone's wife. Then ya gotta make both your beds, do his and your laundry three times a week, keep the cell clean, look nice like he tells you to look, and whenever he w

Reading super discounted books I usually find at Dollar Stores, keeping up with my old henchmen and lady-friends back when I was a notorious Super Villian in the late 1960's, and writing to my friends still in prison. Living on the cheap and not violating parole by stealing some best seller from Borders or Waldenbooks., Those big box book retailers, they're the real Super Villians. Not Louis Lilac. So, I guess i'm an activist as well. I like to stay informed on crime trends and bad luck authors. And flowers, poisonous, drugged, or just plain ole' flowers.